Some time ago (well, 3 years) in a land far away (well, England) I made a wise decision to buy a new Royal Enfield Classic 350. I had fallen in love with these very wonderful bikes as soon as they first started importing them to the UK and was smitten the minute I sat on one. Eventually, I took the plunge and bought my first ever new bike in 2023. We did about 2000 miles together over 6 months, touring Belgium, the Lake District and Snowdonia. Every mile put a smile on my face. I had found my perfect bike.
Fast forward a few months. My relationship had broken down; I was living in a caravan and the new home I found to start my new life in had a tiny access to the back of the house that I just couldn't fit the Classic down. Sadly, I came to the conclusion that I'd have to move her on.
Fast forward another year and a bit. I have had fun using my 1962 Crusader 250 to tour on (in a limited fashion) but I'm really missing the joy of jumping on a new bike and knowing that reliability probably isn't an issue. My Crusader has never let me down to be honest, but there is always that anxiety lurking when you ride an old bike for a long distance.
For unrelated reasons, I needed to hire a storage container locally, and it struck me like a lightning bolt that I could keep a Classic 350 in it as well ๐๐๐
I also came to a realisation recently that bike restorations have been my "escape" to a happy place when relationships turn sour. Now that I am always in a happy place, the restorations have no particular appeal and so I decided that I could move the Crusader 250 along to a new home, as well as the Moto Guzzi 500 project, and put the money into a new bike instead. Just the small matter of sorting out a couple of outstanding maintenance issues on the Crusader and finishing the Guzzi before Spring then.....
Of course, being me, I couldn't resist some "market research" just so I'd know what was right when it came along. My heart was telling me that I needed a red and chrome model, because they just look SO beautiful and classic. They could literally have walked straight out of the 50's or 60's. But my head was telling me that the "Halcyon" models with painted tanks and mudguards are far more practical in terms of cleaning and polishing. And I really liked the look of either the Black/Red or Green/Black versions.
Anyway, after a month or so of quietly getting to understand where the market was, this morning a little peach (I hope!) was advertised on EBay. Halcyon Green; 2022 model; just under 3000 miles; some very useful extras (bar end mirrors, heated grips, heel and toe gear lever & rack). Otherwise she's totally standard and with full complement of service history, keys, tools etc. I found that my previous bike was just starting to loosen up at 2000 miles so was happy with 3000 miles. The best bit was that she was priced at about £6-700 (about 20%) less than all the other similar age/mileage bikes. Why? She has been a Cat N write off. i.e.
" ‘non-structural damage’ to the body or chassis. This means the core safety structure of the vehicle has not been damaged but the insurer has deemed the vehicle beyond an economical repair."
I've always shied away from this in the past, but decided to investigate a bit more. The owner was a lovely guy and it appears that the bike fell over, damaging minor things like clutch lever, gear lever, headlight rim, mirror and putting a dent in the mudguard. Replacing that lot was deemed to be beyond an economical repair, so it was written off and sold to a salvage company. The next owner bought it and replaced all of the damaged bits except the mudguard, which still has a dent in it. That's it. But it's now tarred with a Cat N brush which affects it's value.
To cut a long story short, I decided that it was so cheap that I didn't care if it had the Cat N stigma; made a lower offer and we settled on a very reasonable amount (less than £2000!). I can't believe what good value it is. If the dent in the mudguard bothers me, I can buy a genuine new one, painted in the correct colour, for less than £70! So here she is:
A bad point is that she currently lives in Cornwall, nearly 400 miles away. However, by coincidence, Louis (of 2025 Manx GP Adventure fame!) lives 3 minutes drive away and he is conveniently bringing another bike up to the Midlands sometime soon in his van, so can drop it at Rob's place. Then I can collect it from there when there is a decent weather window. How lucky is that!?
I did look at getting the train down and riding her back, and I would really prefer that, but the weather forecast for the next couple of weeks is shocking, so I think I'll probably go with the delivery option. It will still be a nice long first ride back from Rob's once the weather is better.
Immediate future plans? Well, nothing till one of the other bikes is sold, but then I'm not a big fan of the brown seats so will probably change them for black Royal Enfield "touring seats" - like most RE accessories they are very reasonably priced at about £65 each and have very good reviews. Plus they look nice with quilted bands on them :-) And then I'll probably get some of the pannier racks and canvas panniers that I had on the other one - the panniers aren't the most secure or practical things in the world but they just look gorgeous!!
So now the long wait begins......
UPDATE 28/1/26: Louis has checked the bike over and it's all as stated, so it's moving to his place for now till he can do the delivery to Rob's ๐ His quote: "Youre gonna be happy with this."!



